Saturday, November 14, 2009

Maddoff the Hutt

I saw this article on Msnbc about the upcoming auctions of Bernard Madoff's stuff. The title of the article is " Spoils of Madoff's feast go on the auction block". I couldn't help but think of Jabba the Hutt and his little pet that lived off the bits of food that fell out of Jabba's mouth. I mean the article says that they have a partial pad of post it notes with the company logo on them. Why not make up t-shirts that say "I invested my retirement with Bernie Madoff and all I got was this t-shirt" I mean come on people.

Meanwhile I have to go bid on those post it notes.

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I was looking up the word cult today and saw that it hasn't always been a derogitory term. The word can be a positive, negative or neutral. Depending on which online dictonary I looked it up in the first definition changed back and forth from " A religion or religous sect generally considered to be extremist or false, with its followers often living in an unconventional manner under the guidance of an authoritarian, charismatic leader." to " a particular system of religous worship, esp. with reference to its rites and ceremonies."

Friday, November 13, 2009

Carrie Prejean, Sarah Palin, and everyone else can fuck off

Someone I know on Facebook said it best, "Lets put all the reality TV fools in a fake sound stage and tell them they are on a show." The plan wasn't worked out past the brainstorming stage ,but in theory it could be cool. Feed them fake press reports and hire fake paparazzi, then wind them up and let them go. Jon Gosslin, Nayda Suleman, Carrie Prejean, Kate Gosslin, so on and so forth. Just let them duke it out, "Escape from New York" style. We could add some political figures like Sarah Palin or Bill Clinton just for fun.