Carrie Prejean, Sarah Palin, and everyone else can fuck off

Someone I know on Facebook said it best, "Lets put all the reality TV fools in a fake sound stage and tell them they are on a show." The plan wasn't worked out past the brainstorming stage ,but in theory it could be cool. Feed them fake press reports and hire fake paparazzi, then wind them up and let them go. Jon Gosslin, Nayda Suleman, Carrie Prejean, Kate Gosslin, so on and so forth. Just let them duke it out, "Escape from New York" style. We could add some political figures like Sarah Palin or Bill Clinton just for fun.